Sunday, February 3, 2008

Why We Love Portland: Beer Theaters

There are many reasons why we love Portland so much, but even we have to admit that the variety of cheap beer theaters is high on our list. Every town as the "dollar theater" (or at least, they used to be a dollar!), the cheap theater that is known for its sticky floors and uncomfortable seats. Well, let me tell you that nothing makes those seats and floor down right comfy than a few beers! The beer theaters, most of them run by the local dynasty McMenamins, offer local microbrew, pizza and goodies to make the three dollar experience even more enjoyable. And, to tell the truth, the floors and seats are pretty well maintained. In fact, the Kennedy School in NE Portland has couches and armchairs, nary a rickety movie seat in sight. With your beer and pizza in hand, even some of the worst movies put out by Hollywood have some redeeming value on a weekend night.

Sometimes, films are so bad that they are good. Point in case, our most recent beer theater outing was to the "Supertrash Film Festival", which was headlined by one of our favorites, "Big Trouble in Little China". Everything about this film was so entertaining that even the previews had us laughing out loud! The movie poster speaks for itself:
Thats quality with a K, my friends... Only in Portland would a B-movie from the 1980's headline a film festival (which, by the way, also featured RoboCop 2). All that I can say is, wish you were here!

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